Welcome to First Last Church of the Kickoff Countdown—where the sermons are short and the Amens are accelerated!

You are not praying alone.

Welcome to First Last Church of the Kickoff Countdown, the only sanctuary on earth where the pastor's outline is strictly synced to the two-minute warning and the choir sings in double-time if the coin toss is approaching. We know why you’re here: you love the Lord, but you also have a parlays-and-pastries situation waiting for you at home that simply cannot be delayed. That’s why we’ve stripped away all unnecessary filler—no three-minute organ interludes, no 14-page bulletin readings, and absolutely no surprise third verses. Keep your keys in your pocket, your fantasy roster locked, and your eyes on the altar (or discreetly on the RedZone broadcast muted in the back pew). Let’s pray fast, praise loud, and clear this parking lot before the halftime show even crosses your mind. Amen, pass the wings, and go team.